A: Baby puke. Not sure how long this stewed, but it’s got a yellowish tint, so it’s either carrots or sweet potatoes. I can tell by the splatter pattern he was upright, so I’m hypothesizing this occurred around lunchtime, well before I ran errands.
B: Did not know these workout leggins had these mesh areas, as I purchased them on the $9 clearance rack at Walmart in a hurry and without glasses. Very professional dancer-ish, no?
C: Baby leg.
D: Dog hair, kitten hair, or my own hair. Again, uncertainty. Either way, it’s #momflair.
Mom flare 